souvenirsandlostluggage:

Cassetteboy - Cameron’s Conference Rap

I’m hardcore and I know the score
And I am disgusted by the poor
And my chums matter more
Because we are the law
And I’ve made sure
We’re ready for class war…

It is a social disaster
That makes our hearts beat faster
Now, I am you master
The last thing this country needs is
Us, the Conservatives
Worse than the alternative
We don’t care 
if you’re driven to despair
Don’t you dare say 
It’s not fair
I’m not saying it’s not funny
It is for me, I’ve got loads of money